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President William Jefferson Clinton: That depends on how yuh define "road".
Hillary Rodham Clinton: I don't bake cookies; I don't cook chicken. I am not a crook -- er, I am not a cook.
Ayn Rand: A chicken's first duty is to itself. And only by living for itself is it able to achieve the things which are the glory of chickenkind. Such is the nature of achievement.
A Typical Politically Correct Person: Don't blame the chicken! Society is to blame. The chicken did cross the road, but he or she was merely a victim of this racist, bigoted, sexist society. We are all to blame, for failing to provide... [blah, blah, blah -- ad nauseam]
The Channel 7 (WSVN, Miami) News Team: In a story you will see only on WSVN, a young homeless chicken crosses the road in Citron Beach for the very first time... The orphaned chicken is hit by a speeding car and is thrown sky high... Authorities are still trying to pick up the pieces. At the family's request, the chicken's remains will be used to make chicken soup for the orphaned chicks... This just in... Is OJ's golf game getting worse, now that he's in the custody battle of his life?
George Bush: Read my chicken lips. To face a kinder, gentler thousand points of headlights.
Bill Gates:We own the road. We own the chicken. It's none of your damn business.
Western New York Retailers: To see the hens in Hens & Kelly's window.
Omar Khayam: The moving chicken fingers write, and having writ, move on.
Sir Isaac Newton: Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest. Chickens in motion tend to cross the road.
Plato: For the greater good.
Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability.
Machiavelli: So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.
Captain James T. Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
Marcy Jefferson: Why do you keep calling me a chicken?
Aristotle: To actualize its potential.
Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature.
Saddam Hussein: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
President Ronald Reagan: Ask Mommy. I forget.
The Sphinx: You tell me.
Senator Edward Moore "Teddy" Kennedy : I panicked.
Mark Twain: The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.

I Say: Why do you expect ME to know the answer to this? Who cares? I don't follow celebrity gossip. Why are so many people so concerned about what celebrities and jocks do -- and so uninterested in the really important news.